He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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