I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
smell my finger.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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