I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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