So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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