if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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