I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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