he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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