Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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