Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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