READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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