I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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