question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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