Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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