I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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