actually, I'm a sock model
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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