I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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