Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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