Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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