Sry I called you an 8
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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