Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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