Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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