she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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