I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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