He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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