I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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