He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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