dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
This toilet bowl is my home.
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