Do you still have your period?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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