Having a random hookup so left but love u
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode