I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm at about main and main street
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT