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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."

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• (585): View more from New York

  I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.

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