very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.