plz talk dirty to me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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