I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
