i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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