oh god the rape fog is back!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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