so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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