your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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