Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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