he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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