I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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