his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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