So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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