is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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