You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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