Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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