I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
