well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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