So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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