I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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