Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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