Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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