You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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