Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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